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Doorhandle Reminder 

When your parents are in the car and they forget to unlock the door to let you in because they think the unlock button unlocks the whole car and you start to rapidly pull on the handle to remind them to unlock the door and then they get mad at you for no reason.
*Parents get in car and start to drive off*
*pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* AKA Doorhandle Reminder
“WHY ARE YOU PULLING ON THE HANDLE SO MUCH!?”
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Groton Doorhandle 

When a man inserts a crack pipe into a woman's vagina, and then twists it around as if opening a door.
Man: Yo you tryna get litty?
Woman: Can't tonight bruh, my pipe still stank after last night's Groton Doorhandle.

Polish Doorhandle 

The act sticking your hand up your partner's anus, pulling out poop, wiping it all over your dick and cockslapping your partner.
Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Polish Doorhandle.

Cornish Doorhandle

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone
I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.

Macedonian Doorhandle Torch 

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.
“My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”

The Great Door Handle Scandal 

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.
The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

Mexican doorhanger 

When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.
Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.