A woman's fine ass. Pronounced like the word Donkey (ass), but spelled differently to differentiate the negative connotations and ugliness associated with the word donkey.

Damn! Did you see the donque on that woman? Mmm...mmm delicious...

donque by OneKnown August 29, 2007

Related Words

dooque • donque • dorque • Donquez • Donquell • DonQuency • Donquese • dooduet • Dooqie shooter • Dooue

dooduet

A dooduet is when two people are going the bathroom and decide to break out in song. This trend became popular in the late 1900s in both public and private bathrooms alike. It is not uncommon for someone to sneak into the bathroom while someone else is showering and start a dooduet by surprise. The more advanced someone becomes at a dooduet the more they can start to throw in a flatulent, a stomping of the feet, or a banging of the hands on a stall to add an instrumental beat.

“Hey man, what’re you up to this weekend”

“Going over to Taco City, that place always give me plenty of time to perfect my dooduet after scarfing down a burrito or two”

Example 2:
*Sitting in adjacent stalls in the movie theater

“Grease has to go down in history as a musical classic”

“Seriously man, that last song was awesome”

*In Unison
“We go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong remembered forever like shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom!”

dooduet by sobothehobo February 15, 2012

dorque

A self-aware dork.

My second clue that Archibald was a dorque was a look of satisfaction upon donning the newly-purchased "DORQUE" t-shirt that I had not seen since he first successfully installed Virtualbox on his Linux laptop. It goes without saying that the first clue was the "DORQUE" t-shirt he just bought from CafePress.

dorque by aloysius3 March 12, 2009

Donquese

A long male with a long dick. No woman or man can take the force that he exerts through his meat. You can typically find him in jail, especially in the shower room waiting for a victim’s cheeks to take.

Me: *drops the soap*
Others: Aye to watch out for Donquese!
Donquese: Damn nigga yo booty looking mighty fine, lemme give you this meat.

Donquese by YoungBoiBreez May 26, 2019

donque

According to Will.I.Am, something that "she" got.

She got a Donque
She got a Donque
She got a Donque
She got a Donque

I got a donque
I got a donque
I got a donque
I got a donque

donque by C-link January 22, 2008

Dorquemada

The head of any organization's I.T. department, particularly those who abuse their power.

Named for Tomás de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition from 1483 until his death in 1498.

A. Why can't I get online at school? I'm a f**king teacher for God's sake!
B. Dorquemada at County says it will cost too much for the bandwith.
A. That his fat ass is eating up playing Warcraft....

Dorquemada by jimbles May 4, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026