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doomslasher 

A huge schlong that punishes it's victims with it's monstrosity.
Ricky: Sam, bend over so I can penetrate you with my doomslasher!
Sam: yes sir!
doomslasher by Td97 July 23, 2014

dooksplash 

when the poop a lil liquidy so it’s coatin the bowl
1: Hey man you alright? sounded like you were fighting a battle

2. Yeah I made it out, that sure was a dooksplash though
dooksplash by Jacuuz February 23, 2024

doomsplaining

When crazy characters in horror movies appear to give exposition, or warn soon-to-be victims of their impending doom!
Walt Gourney appeared in two FRIDAY THE 13TH' entries as "Crazy" Ralph, doomsplaining his way through diners and campsites before riding away on his bicycle.
doomsplaining by Rod McCain May 22, 2016

Dolfsplash 

A sims player with a lethal dad.
Oh look there’s Robbie! What a legend. His daughter is dolfsplash
Dolfsplash by Robotron October 21, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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