doodoo finger 

When wiping your ass you accidentally touch some shit that was still hanging on with your finger.

Bob came out of the bathroom with a doodoo finger.

Bob smells his finger, then realized he had doodoo finger.

doodoo finger by Ron Y. August 10, 2010

Doodoo fingers 

When someone has been picking at their butt with there fingers.

“Damn Caleb you have doodoo fingers. “

“I was picking at my ass hole and now I have doodoo fingers” -Caleb

Doodoo fingers by Calebdoodoofingers May 18, 2018

Doodoo fingers 

A person who goes to wipe their ass and their fingers break through the tissue causing their fingers to brush against the rim of the bum.

Michael came out of the bathroom and relized a strange odor. He looks down to relize he has doodoo fingers.

Doodoo fingers by The Homedepot homer August 22, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016