donors remorse 

The feeling you get after you have given money or merchandise that you have been scammed.

I gave several computers to a woman who claimed they would go to nursing homes. Now I see those computers listed on craigslist. What you're feeling is donors remorse it's common for people who don't check out who they are giving to. And yes it's likely she's a scammer, craigslist is loaded with them.

donors remorse by knowman August 16, 2011

owner-donors 

1. Those corporate interests that influence politicians regardless of political party.
2. Those who bribe politicians regularly.

3. The elite class (ultra-wealthy, powerful).

Attributed to former Ohio Senator Nina Turner of "The Young Turks" show, "Unbossed"

The reason why nothing is done for the American people is because the owner-donors control the politicians.

It does not matter if you're a Republican or Democrat, both sides are ruled by the owner-donors.

owner-donors by CyberForce_dc May 12, 2023

Non-Donors 

Assholes on hypixel who alwayys loves to fuck around and clean in blitz survival games

Dave: So this Non-donor cleaned me
Jake: Fuck Non-Donors

Non-Donors by RealMaxthanimator March 2, 2021

doorslexia 

Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.

Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.

Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.

“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”

doorslexia by pantstore June 25, 2010

DoorSmash 

a simple game where you and your significant other order from DoorDash and then see if you can smash before the order shows up

him: "hey baby quarantine sucks let's DoorSmash tonight"
her: "k babe but somewheres close I'm horny and hangry"

DoorSmash by jakeisjack April 5, 2020

garage doors 

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.

"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s

garage doors by actual garage doors January 6, 2012

sperm-donor 

Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.

Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.

sperm-donor by jpg3 April 16, 2011