(verb)- when one takes a knife, and much like a regular donkey punch, starts hitting them, or in this case stabbing them in the neck and upper back durring sexual intercourse.
by a_man_with_no_arms September 27, 2006
The act of taking a shit, freezing it then cumming on it. Once all this is done, it is very important to put hot sauce on it and then freeze it again. One firm again you must take it then slap your girlfriend in the face with it making sure that all the good stuff got in her mouth. And when shes got it in her mouth, you kick her in the teeth and rape her.
Paul: Did you her what Jerome got arrested for the other day?
Fred: No what he do?
Paul: His girl called the cops on him for doing a reverse donkey-punch.
Fred: Oh my god, thats my man!
Fred: No what he do?
Paul: His girl called the cops on him for doing a reverse donkey-punch.
Fred: Oh my god, thats my man!
by Dick the Raper May 4, 2011
Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.
John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.
by ShadowFoxOrigin July 26, 2018
When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"
When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.
For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.
When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.
For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.
Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin
Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!
Samantha: What??? Where?
WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!
Samantha: What??? Where?
WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Unholy Roy Batty November 10, 2008
When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.
by Jesus' dog :3 November 19, 2011
When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, donkey punch yourself, knocking yourself out. Going for the double knockout, fall face first into the back of the chicks head knocking her out, while still inside her you both fall to the floor.
by retarded and sexy December 7, 2008
while getting a blow job,,, you punch the girl in the face,,, then blow your load in her face,,, and say bet you didnt see that cumin did ya.
yeah my girlfriend pissed me off last weekend so i gave her the inverse donkey punch now she has a black eye and a sore throat. That will teach her to be a fucking slut.
by the progenitor June 7, 2010