Kellog Donkey Punch 

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face

The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.

Kellog Donkey Punch by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

Five Finger Donkey Punch 

Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.

John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.

Five Finger Donkey Punch by ShadowFoxOrigin July 25, 2018

rocket donkey punch 

It's like a donkey punch, but instead of injaculating in her anus after hitting her in the back of the head, you stick your arm in her anus more than 4 times.

Matt: Rocket donkey punch that shit man!

Andrew: What's that?

Matt: Smack her in the back of the head and stick your arm in her ass 4 times!!

Andrew: Ahhh!!

rocket donkey punch by Matthew X February 22, 2010

Donkey Punch (drink) 

In a Highball glass mix:
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine

note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.

stir up and enjoy!

watch out for the hang over..

Colin: I say good fellow that Donkey Punch beverage was fuckin' Ill.
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..

Donkey Punch (drink)

Donkey Punch (drink) by Sp33dKills February 14, 2012

the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled

when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)

have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON

the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled by cum bustin bad boy March 31, 2009

Electric donkey punch 

The act of using a taser to deliver a powerful blow to the back of the head. Often used during sexual intercourse while the female is bent over not looking in your direction.

The other day I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and thats when I pulled out my taser and gave her a old fashioned electric donkey punch.

Electric donkey punch by cravy November 18, 2007

secret donkey punch 

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.

I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.

secret donkey punch by Zak A September 8, 2006