A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.
A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.
Rob: I just played a donkament on stars Joe: didja win?
Rob: no
Joe: lol donkaments
1. To be so involved in dorky things
2. Being an extreme dork 3. Doing things that seem only a dork would do
4. Having a weird fettish
5. Doing odd hobbies often
Rob: "I like to collect stamps"
Meg: "wow, if that's not total dorkage I don't know what is"
"If you ever feel like a dork, you probably live a dorkage life"