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swamp donkage meter 

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.
Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.
the friendship/relationship between Howard Donald and Jason Orange of the greatest pop band that ever exsisted, Take That.
Thatter 1: 'omg, did you see the part of Progress Live when Howard & Jason had a dance-off?'

Thatter 2: 'yeah, it was a complete Donage moment'
Donage by morettiaimee August 17, 2011

donkaments 

A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.
Rob: I just played a donkament on stars
Joe: didja win?
Rob: no
Joe: lol donkaments
donkaments by the christ November 20, 2007
1. To be so involved in dorky things
2. Being an extreme dork
3. Doing things that seem only a dork would do
4. Having a weird fettish
5. Doing odd hobbies often
Rob: "I like to collect stamps"
Meg: "wow, if that's not total dorkage I don't know what is"

"If you ever feel like a dork, you probably live a dorkage life"
dorkage by yamahahopping October 2, 2008
Yo man, you got some dankage we can smoke in da vessel tonight?
dankage by SQUATSIFIED August 29, 2006

propper dankage 

when you buy weed, and it's ten times better than any weed your friends have. thats propper dankage
"i hate it when i get stiffed with this shit!"
"thats why i went thru nick, hes got the propper dankage."
propper dankage by n the dark March 6, 2010