Angry Donald 

Immediately after you blow your load in Donald Trump's mouth, smack the back of his head and make it come out his nose. When he gets up he'll be an angry donald.

I gave Donald Trump an angry donald last night!

Angry Donald by Amoebabadass June 15, 2018

Dotarded 

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".

Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."

Dotarded by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017

The Donaldo 

A dildo with a bad comb-over.

Oh look. It's The Donaldo.

The Donaldo by mahatmaKaneJeeves January 7, 2013

Donald Trump Tie 

a necktie so badly tied that it hangs down to your sack and is scotch- taped in the back.

See...every photo of Trump taken with a tie on, i.e. every photo of Trump, but especially ones of him getting out of or on Air Force One

Look at your wrecked Donald Trump Tie. Pull it through your legs and make yourself a g- string!

Donald Trump Tie by AluminumAzalea March 9, 2017

The Donald Trump

The act when you talk up your sex game and making it seem like you're the greatest, but then fail miserably, bitch and blame Obama, democrats or illegal immigrants for your lack of skill and disappointing performance. May also call the woman fake news if criticized.

Girl: "I expected something satisfying, but you gave me The Donald Trump"
Guy: "Damn radical left, they ruin everything!"

The Donald Trump by Stormy Daniels October 9, 2019

Donald Trump Jr. 

A child that supports Donald Trump like they have a gun to their heads. Usually ranging from 4th grade all the way up to 9th grade. Usually has no knowledge of what Trump wants to do and totally manipulates their words to attempt to win an argument.

"When Trump builds his wall and deports all the Blacks, you'll be the first one to go! MAGA MAGA MAGA!!!!"

"Whatever you say, Donald Trump Jr.

Donald Trump Jr. by Freeday1 February 16, 2017

donald trump jr 

Not only is this the son of USA's worst president in history, but he also played a prestigious role in the Russian collusion so the orange cunt could get elected. Like father like son, he is a walking piece of shit.

Hey, did you know Donald Trump Jr. was born out of Trump's anus?

donald trump jr by ColdFire44 July 14, 2017