...And don't call me shirley 

Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."

...And don't call me shirley by Sakasaka March 11, 2014

dos and don'ts 

List of what you should do, and what you'd better not. Generally relates to good practices and/or stylistic qualities in a specific discipline.

The dos and don'ts column of that magazine is 3 years late.

dos and don'ts by Shitwolk February 8, 2008

all in the Kool Aid and don't even know the flava 

(adjective) referring to one who is spreading gossip of a false nature or a clueless individual.

Lotoya be ALL UP IN THE KOOL AID AND DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FLAVOR!

all in the Kool Aid and don't even know the flava by Fangsta April 29, 2003

Knock and Don't Run 

Knocking on the door of an unsuspecting victim and not running away.The objective is to see how long you can get the person to have their door open for.
Essentially the opposite of nicky nicky nine doors.
Popularized by Neg Dupree of the British TV show, Balls of Steel.

Fun for the whole family!

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I played "knock and don't run" and got a stiff hook to the jaw.
Guy 1: You are such a BAMF.

Knock and Don't Run by Michael "Kwantum Physics" Kwan March 1, 2009

Walk and Don't Walk

The corner you are at when you are drunk and want a ride from a friend

Person 1: Dude come pick me up im sooo wasted!
Person 2: Where are you at?
Person 1: I'm where Walk and Don't Walk meet

Walk and Don't Walk by nbj777 January 2, 2009

Mac and Don's Supper Club

A term, used by university students, to embellish the name of a popular fast food restaurant.

McDonalds fast food restaurant.

Mac and Don's Supper Club by Red River May 4, 2004

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day 

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day by Professor Oat April 12, 2017