Dolphin Dick

Descriptive term describing an abnormally "arched" or "curved" male penis.

Jennifer - "Hey I heard you hookup with Jim last night.... how was it?"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"

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When your pee hole is on top of your wiener like a dolphin's blowhole.

Bruh, I think I have Dolphin Dick.

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" he has such a dolphin dick"

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When somebody is so hot and/or has such a fantastic body that you would consider having dolphin sex #5, and get all up in them guts!

That bitch is dolphinlicious!

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When you wear very uncomfortable pants that make you penis fold or bend, or inexplicably you piss in random directions missing the seat entirely

"Ew, don't go in that stall, some guy with Dolphin Dick pissed all over the toilet seat and bowl"

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When you get an erection and lay down then you ejaculate and it looks like a dolphin squirting out water.

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