Dolphin X

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A complete insult to dolphins. Complete asshat who thinks he's so superier b/c he's a jock who fucks every girl he comes across (or so he wants us to think) and thinks everyone else is a "fog who can't get themselves laid: or something like that. Poor real dolphins, don't deserve their bad name.

Dolphin X should not exist.

Dolphin X by Dolphin X hater December 7, 2004

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Dolphin X

1. A friendless loser. Also see white trash, idiot, and baka.
2. A bigot; Extremely homophobic, and intolerant of anyone unlike himself. (Yes, I realize that this is hypocritical, since Dolphin X is gay yet he is intolerant of homosexuals.)
3. Before this post was created, when one searched for Dolphin X, no searches resulted. The closest finds were: zoophiliamasturbationerectile calestetics.

"Dude, you pulled a Dolphin X"

"You're such a Dolphin X" "But I don't ass-rape little kiddies while they scream for their mommies! How can I be Dolphin X?"

"Dolphin X felched his mom, then moved on to suck off his dog."

Dolphin X by Just a playa June 13, 2004

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Dolphin_X

A pompous ass that writes opinionated and highly erroneous definitions and posts them on urban dictionary.

Self-proclaimed social scientist Dolphin_X's definition of "wapanese" incorrectly states that anime is made for and watched by japanese children.

Dolphin_X by {no name} March 18, 2010

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Dolphin_X

A homosexual space negro who has issues controlling himself around cocks,

He will shake violently when he realizes one is nearby, and then proceed to suck the newly found cock.
He also prefers to judge others based on his own insecurities, He's also secretly a negro weeaboo.

Dolphin_X: Feed... me.... Cocks....

Massa: I thought I told you to stay in the hotbox boy.
Dolphin: COCKS!! *Begins shaking and is then subsequently whipped by his Master*
Massa: I think it's time we got you to the Lynchin' line.

Dolphin_X by Anonymous010230034 January 26, 2014

Dolphin_X

Prejudice, narrow-minded person who finds the act of belittling others' hobbies gratifying. Particularly used of those who pick on anime fans.

I can't believe this guy is spreading so much FUD! He's just a damn Dolphin_X.

Dolphin_X by Jethro December 27, 2003

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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