Blow Up Doll

A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.

Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!

by SlopNChop August 16, 2017

blow up doll

a life size thin plastic doll filled with air used for male sexual conquests. Specifically in things an average female would find offensive.

"I had a fight last night with my blow up doll, but I think I can patch things up."

by Nick1122 November 10, 2006

blow up doll

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*

Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Blow up doll

Is a female, air head who has no other purpose but 2 be used by men for sex.

Guy: "Wow that girl is such an airhead"

Girl:"Yeah, she sleeps with every guy she can find."

Guy: "What a blow up doll."

by Kit_13 September 9, 2009

bro-up doll

A really hott girl that knows things about games, the internet, and music. This girl can chill with the guys and not seem out of place at all. She doesn't bitch about nonsense and is totally down with dirty jokes and poking fun. This girl looks like a total babe and acts like a total bro. Girls of this sort are difficult to spot with the naked eye, unless they give a clue like a cool retro t-shirt or some internet lingo. If you find one, capture it.

"dude your girlfriend is a TOTAL bro-up doll"
"dude i know, she kicked my ass at halo last night"
"where can i find one!!"

by mauiandshit1215 February 19, 2010

blow up doll

A plastic device (male or female) that roystee uses to satisfy his sexual desires when prostitutes are unavailable.

Roystee said, "How else can a fat fuck like me get laid?"

by Dr. Phil December 20, 2003

wind-up doll

A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)

Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.

by Shawn B. June 22, 2003