Ken Doll Situation 

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)

Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"

Ken Doll Situation by Fried glue February 27, 2017

Ken doll 

When bruhsend you da dick pic but you can't see much and you forward it to all your friends #siphoes

Giiiiiirl, he ain't packin. He a Ken doll.

Ken doll by British Gal 1973 January 29, 2021

ken doll lines 

the muscle-y cut lines on a man's physique, separating the torso from the hip/ thigh region.

"Working out at the gym has given me ken doll lines."

ken doll lines by Chilltown January 12, 2008

Ken Doll 

1) A meek or mild mannered man; a wuss, acting like you have no balls; no guts; no spine.
2) A poorly hung male remenicent of a Ken doll.
3) A male, overly attactive or primped, superficial, possibly straight, gay, bi or metrosexual. Also remenicent of a Ken Doll.

1) Clay is such a wuss that he never takes any risks or stands up for himself. What a Ken Doll.
Howard Stern admits he's hung like a Ken Doll
3) David Hasslehoff is an over the hill Ken Doll.

Ken Doll by Tenacious Faulker February 6, 2009

Ken Doll View 

An open view but with nothing to look at . Often of flat land that has no focus, defining feature or punch to it . Although better than no view at all , less desirable than ocean, skyline or park . Similar to where one pulls down the pants of a Ken doll and sees there is nothing to look at .

That new Chicago condo Miller bought is on a high floor , but faces west , away from the lake or skyline . There is a view , but nothing to look at , it’s a real Ken Doll view .

Ken Doll View by Peepcreep December 18, 2021

Ken doll cut

An indention on either side of a man's abdomen; the juncture of the pelvic bone and lower stomach muscles. Often observed just above the waistline of pants.

That guy has a happy trail and a Ken doll cut. Too sexy.

Ken doll cut by Stefphanni August 27, 2005

Vonny The Ken Doll 

Vonny The Ken Doll is a Canadian Television Personality and Celebrity Blogger.

Vonny The Ken Doll Ken Doll The Ken Doll

Vonny The Ken Doll by DanielDfour November 23, 2010