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An idiot, or a stupid tool. Someone who isn't cool or is just plain LAME.

OR

Someone who is a complete waste of effort or time.
"Man, Rick is too much of a pussy to ask Sarah out. What a dointer."

"Rick ain't never gonna get any...dointer."
dointer by hip to the jive April 11, 2010
Words you can keep
Guy: you ugly as hell

Donterio Hundon: Ey You don't know who i am boi?

Guy: Hell no

Donterio Hundon: Well you finna found out ya barbecue boi yo hair look like a shaved down Swiffer Duster lil uglyass boi
Donterio by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 26, 2020
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A doiter is a stomach on a male that is larger than it should be in respect to the other body dimensions. It generally sticks out moreso than down, and that is what separates it from the beer belly. It is a close relative to the boiler.
Check out <i>that</i> doiter.
doiter by MadtownLems July 7, 2006

big floppy donkey doinker 

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole
nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

Doingerler 

Somebody that is not the smartest and often gets in the way
Look at that doingerler over there he can’t even walk across the street.
Doingerler by WordCactus June 29, 2023

Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.
Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.
Double doinkered by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020
A large, slimy, greasy cock. The term comes from the sound made when somebody in a cartoon gets an erection, it makes a doing sound
doinger cock knob greasy todger slimy
Doinger by Sir Jimmy Savile December 21, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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