The act of masturbating into a sock, so as to catch the mess for easy clean-up.
I was thinking of you when I was doing laundry last night.
A term used for having sex. Fabric softener
can also be used when doing the laundry
"I did the laundry last night." "Did you use fabric softener?"
Definition 1: To wash dirty clothes in order to wear them again
Definition 2: Code name for jacking off
Def. 1: Man! all my good shirts are dirty! looks like im gonna spend the day doing laundry.
Def. 2: I don't want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled
me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry....again
When Kate, Mrs. Laundry, gets together with Chris, Mr. Laundry, and they're non-responsive for several hours while her away message reads "Doing laundry, brb"
Liz and I tried to instant message Kate, but she was too busy doing laundry. I hope she remember her "fabric softener" and cleaned up the "detergent" afterwards.
v. Code word for drinking alcohol. Can commonly be confused with actually washing clothing; can lead to confusing conversations.
Emily: What are we doing tonight?
Laura: Doing laundry. ;)
Emily: Great. Where's the detergent
The act of a woman sucking a mans rod, down to the balls and wet.
My girlfriend came over last night and did my laundry.