Top Definition
A stinky dog child.
"that guy totally shat him self. what a doilet."
"you look like a doilet. I'm over it."
by Boy-Toy August 15, 2009
When you have to go to the restroom and you don't want to say you have to make #2, you refer to it as a doilet instead of a toilet.
My husband asked how long I'd be in the toilet and I responded, "No honey. I am going to the doilet."
by DimplesNCurls October 09, 2011

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