Dogtooth

When you allow a woman that knows your grandma's name to ride your face and when she is finished you ask her for nothing in return. You do it for the simple fact that her getting off gets you off.

I gave Tammy the dogtooth last night, I was snarling so hard I had to give myself a rabies shot.

Dogtooth by Artgasm86 May 16, 2023

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Dogrot

A particularly bad bout of the lurgi or a nasty cold, but not as bad as full-on proper flu. Endless snivelling, bleary red eyes and a croaky voice are all a must.

*sniff* I feel terrible
What's the matter?

*ACHOO* I've got raging dogrot

Dogrot by minkoir October 15, 2009

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Dog Trot

noun, verb (dawg trot)

1) The act of putting on the appearance that you are hustling, usually for the benefit of a boss' eyes, even though you are going about your normal business.

2) Acting as if you are very busy and/or serious with an important task when in fact you are not.

3) A gait that is between a run and a walk that makes you look like you are hustling but takes no more energy than a walk.

ORIGIN: A term used on film sets to playfully joke that a person is working very hard when they are simply doing their normal job.

"That assistant has a helluva dog trot when I tell him to fetch me some water."

"With that dog trot I can't tell if he is busy doing his job or just running to check his facebook."

Dog Trot by Lord Rader October 27, 2011

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dog trot

The act of flaunting your package through a vigorous air-humping motion to promote masculinity, specifically performed in speedo's or loose undergarments. Resembles the way a male Canines ding-dong moves when walking. Currently unknown if females find this attractive.

"dog trot! dog trot! dog trot!"

dog trot by brendanmc6 March 20, 2008