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Ryan Dogtit 

Ryan Dogtit is a roommate that has the boobs of a pug dog. He likes to eat spermscles ( frozen sperm cubes ), and often lies that Tim Tebow is a good quarterback. A Ryan Dogtit often is cool and fun to have around, and will buy anything after consuming a couple of beers, but dont forget about his donkey cock that he likes to slip in your mouth while you sleep.
That Ryan Dogtit is a total queer.
Ryan Dogtit by Pavel Pavlov September 2, 2011
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Dogbitch 

One who is so sexually active that it is unknown how many types of whore related STD's are carried. Also usually has a revolving door to her bedroom and also has an average appearance topped of with horrible scrambelled-egg belly on show. Also rates herself far to highly, usually a 4/10 walking around as she is an 8/10.
Dogbitch by Spokesinator July 16, 2010
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n. A burrito prepared specifically for the consumption by a dog. Generally it contains only meat and cheese. Maybe some veggies, but nothing too spicy. It is designed to bring pleasure to the canine while the human also eats Mexican food.
When you go to Mighty Taco, don't forget to get Toby a dogito!
dogito by feed the dogs May 11, 2016
What dog owners must remember all their lovely pets have. It is the canine equivalent to dignity. You should respect your pet’s dognity by not dressing him/her up in froufrou clothing, or by putting booties onto their feet, or by pushing them around in a doggy stroller, as any of these activities strip them of what already little dognity they have left after being manhandled every time they get a bath.
That poor dog! Her owner puts clothes on her and then prances her all around the neighborhood with no thought at all towards her dognity. I bet if she had opposable thumbs, that dog would kill herself.
Dognity by Jace555 May 4, 2009
Dog, you're autistic. You're dogtistic!
Dogtistic by T. S. Hogdahl II July 6, 2009
Spanish for “small dog
Ole! Los doggitos!
'Dogity' is a noun expression that relates to love and care for dogs as our pets. it has similar connotation like 'Humanity" but i believe, DOGITY to some extent trades off with humanity. There are many people in the society very conscious and caring about pets, mostly the pet dogs but quite careless about humans likes neighbors, relatives and even the own parents.
one my friend asked me what is, being an immigrant from one of the least developed countries, view about humanity in the develop society. i answered, i see both humanity and 'Dogity' equally prevalent in this society whereas the dogity is almost absent from the society i came from.
dogity by ABUUSA August 27, 2011