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dogstank 

The musky, funky odor of a dirty dog, which permeates everything they lie or sit upon. Making them go for a swim only makes it worse. The only thing that works is professional-grade pet shampoo and lots of warm water.

Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!
Don't go into my grandmother's Jeep Grand Cherokee... she has two Retrievers, and that vehicle is full o' fur and dogstank!
dogstank by palabrajot October 1, 2010
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social dogstancing 

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing propersocial dogstancing.”
We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.
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A large ass hole that barks loudly, while taking a shit.
Dan the fat bald man's ass screamed very louldly to the melody "Shit for shit, don't forget". When he got up he yelled "that was a good dogtank"!!!!!
dogtank by The McRaineys June 23, 2008

dostanko 

being a russian over lord. Taking utter control of everyone and everything. Most dostanko's have the name of brittany or brianne.
She is such a dostanko
dostanko by Unknownnn April 1, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008