Dogebag 

1. A person who ALWAYS talks in doge, non-stop.
2. A person who uploads posts relating to the doge meme.
3. A person sets the doge search engine as default in Chrome.
4. A person who buys a Shiba Inu, just to make Doge remarks.

Freind: "WOW, much word, such dictionary"
Me: "SHUT UP DOGEBAG!"

Dogebag by LiteralLemon April 6, 2014

Texas Doggie Bag 

Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someone’s backpack.

Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.

Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.

Texas Doggie Bag by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Dodgebag 

Any person who owns a Dodge truck and modifies the stock lift with blocks and larger tires. Such modifications do not make your vehicle more greater or more powerful than other real trucks on the road...so please pull over and park that POS.

Hey look at that big black cloud of smoke i wonder what that came from Joe?!! I dont know it probably was from one of those young douchbags in his daddys truck trying to look like a badass. Yeah what a fucking Dodgebag

Dodgebag by GMClookatme July 25, 2011

Doggie bag 

An undefined sexual term mentioned on Season 1 Episode 2 of The Boondocks (DVD Version) by Cristal (like the champagne..).

Possibly the Anal variation of the infamous Teabag.

Waiter @ Red Lobster: Doggie bag?
Cristal: A Doggie bag is 90 bucks, a Teabag is 50 but I have to ask you to excuse me right now, see I'm kinda you know on a real date.

Doggie bag by Imacyco August 11, 2006

Cleveland Doggie Bag Special 

The leftover shit saved from a cleveland
steamer scrapped up and put into a doggie
bag for later consumption.

Freddie enjoyed Harolds cleveland steamer
so much he felt inclined to order a
Cleveland Doggie Bag Special to go!

Cleveland Doggie Bag Special by streetwhiz April 11, 2009

doziebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, fucker and motherfucker.

Kunta: My teacher gave me a C in his class

Ginger: What a doziebag

doziebag by jamesfallout February 18, 2009

Doggie-Bag Dyslexia 

A mental disorder which causes a person to place their left-over meal into the lid of a take-home box at a local restaurant. Although the top and bottom may look similar, any person with this disorder will consistently choose the wrong side. Although symptoms are typically mild, if left untreated, results may include the following:

a) Unexpected loss of your meal on the way back to your car.
b) Sauces/dressings leaking onto pants, car seats, or refrigerator.
c) Misrepresentation of the restaurant’s logo which typically appears on the lid of the box (a Felony in most states).

Doggie-Bag Dyslexia.

Doggie-Bag Dyslexia by Justin Cccccccc March 2, 2006