dorkballer 

One who is playing basketball, and looks like a dork due to a lack of skills.

Vensel is a dorkballer because he looks like an idiot out there.

That dorkballer just tripped over himself again.

Jamie, you're a dorkballer.

dorkballer by Ben Gibson April 10, 2006

dogwalker 

A cute girl who always goes out with a pack of ugly friends... aka dogs

-hey you want to go to that pregame with that girl and her friends?
* you mean the dogwalker?
-What?
*O she wasn't a DOGWALKER? Sorry I thought she was because her friends were just plain dogs!

dogwalker by nowaxxy22-MWM May 12, 2011

Dogballs 

The act of lowering your nut sack on to the lips of someone that is passed out. The nut sack touches the lips but does not actually enter the mouth as it does in the act of tea-bagging.

Did you see what Jerry did to his buddy the other night at the end of that party? He just dropped his nuts right on his face - dogballs: the ultimate degradation.

Dogballs by Derik Scudder July 30, 2008

Dogwalker 

Also "dog walker". A homosexual male, usually (but not always) rather effeminate. So called because of the greater-than-average percentage of gay males in the pet-care and pet-grooming industry, and the fairly common practice among gays as well as straights of walking dogs at the park or other public place as a way of meeting people.

"Man, check out those two guys over there with the pink poodles. What a couple of dogwalkers!"

"That sissy works for my veterinarian. The job suits him perfectly-- he's a real dogwalker."

Dogwalker by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 23, 2007

Dodgeballer 

Someone who is so damn cool they like to throw balls at each other and dress up stupid, and then get rather drunk in the apres-dodgeball activities.

Daddy, when I grow up I wanna be a dodgeballer...
or
Forget actors and pop stars, I wanna find me a dodgeballer to love...

Dodgeballer by Patches O'Stedlihan April 26, 2011

DEMballers 

All those basketball players

I went to see DEMballers hooping it up at the park!

DEMballers by RUthe 1 March 12, 2021

dorkballer 

A Basketball player who looks like a geek.A baller that looks like a dork.

Ben was out the ballin' with his glasses on, he looks like a dorkballer!

dorkballer by Ben Diesel June 11, 2006