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Triple dog lick

The triple dog lick, sexual technique is one that is unmatched in power and emotion. This secret technique, once learned the meaning, it cannot be told or taught to anyone except once a month(The 11th of the month, preferably.) you could only teach it to one person a month as well.
This the the craziest sex move that exists today, and possibly for all time. The effort it takes to learn how to do this sexual experience is practically impossible, and extreme. People who learn what it means and how to do it must honor the code of the triple dog lick, and not spread it
Yo did you triple dog lick last night??
Are you kidding me! that could kill a man! dangerous stuff bro!
Triple dog lick by Kingshlong1 March 17, 2009
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letting the dog lick it 

Sitting around doing nothing. Implies having put peanut butter or other tasty treat onto one's genitalia and having a house pet lick it off.
"Hey Fred, what's kickin'?"
"Not much bro, just letting the dog lick it."

Lick Dog 

Chinese “Tian Gou” 舔狗
noun
to describe a person who puts down his/her dignity to cater to others even though knowing the other party doesn't like him/her
Stop being a lick dog to Sally! She doesn't like you at all!
Be no lick dog. Don't settle for less.
Lick Dog by heididieh November 10, 2021

lick dog 

licking dog is very nice thing to do, it make you awesome.
person one: You lick dog aannnhh?

person two: I lick very much dog.

Dog Licker 

A person that says "it's alright, it won't hurt you" as they allow their disobedient, unleashed sabre-tooth dog to run up to you
"You dog licker, get your mutt away from my child"
Dog Licker by Blackslug November 19, 2020

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Dog dick licking 

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.
My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.