1. The condition of having wrinkly, grayish fingers reminiscent of the nitrate-laden sausages warmed on rollers at convenience stores and movie theaters.

2. Digits that have picked up odor after insertion into women's bacon holes.

1. An unexpected side effect of this case of AIDS is a wicked case of hot dog fingers.

2. Her yeasty stinkwallet conferred upon mine digit a real case of the hot dog finger.

Hot Dog Fingers by Stumprofigaro January 16, 2012

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fingering the dog

lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..

"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."

fingering the dog by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

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fingering a dog

when you finger someone but it a dog

Person 1: I'm fingering a dog
Person 2: What in the everloving fuck did you just say?

fingering a dog by yesgamerboy69hahafuny April 14, 2021

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Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways by JCEG November 25, 2006

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