When you bite your finger and turns into a dog
by Pro. Orieon January 24, 2019
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lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..
"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."
by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010
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1. The condition of having wrinkly, grayish fingers reminiscent of the nitrate-laden sausages warmed on rollers at convenience stores and movie theaters.

2. Digits that have picked up odor after insertion into women's bacon holes.
1. An unexpected side effect of this case of AIDS is a wicked case of hot dog fingers.

2. Her yeasty stinkwallet conferred upon mine digit a real case of the hot dog finger.
by Stumprofigaro January 13, 2012
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when you finger someone but it a dog
Person 1: I'm fingering a dog
Person 2: What in the everloving fuck did you just say?
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