| 1. | head dooer | ||
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this is refering to someone who does heads ie makes your head hurt so much from trying to understand how their brain functions. guy 1 : what the sum of 5 and 2
guy 2: your a head dooer, guy1 : whats that guy 2 : you do heads |
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| 2. | talking heads | ||
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A term used in the Television business. Used on news shows and reports, 'talking heads' reffers to when the camera focuses on the head and upper shoulders of the newscaster. The resulting footage is that of a head which does not seem to be connected to a body. Thus, the term that is implied is 'talking heads'.
This definition is also where the band Talking Heads got their name from. They read it from a TV guide book. *Roll camera 1. 'Talking heads', Go.*
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| 3. | thinking with two heads | ||
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when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of. Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do. Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn Person A- (silent) |
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| 4. | Board Heads | ||
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Used in txt conversations, a Headtype is when someone becomes bitterly dissapointed or frustrated, and mashes their forehead into the keyboard.
This usually, does not write much in the way of random letters, so there are 2 ways in which it is usually written. 1: A simple *boardhead* 2: A creatively selection of 4 keys that are close together, E.g, *ghbn*, *tgyh*, *erdf*, ect. Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: so wen am are you gonna be able to pay me back, im in need of the money..
Jeff, booh yeh says: What money? Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: umm, the 200 i lent you... Jeff, booh yeh says: oh yer, sorry, i had to pay matt back Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: but u've only owed him cash fro like 2 days, mines going on 2 weeks! Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, but he was there.... Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: *yuhj tygh rtfh tygh polk uikj* Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, sorry (Board Heads in use from frustration) |
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| 5. | thunda head | ||
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1. A girl that does not look as good as she thinks she does
2. a girl with a nice body but an ugly face 3. a girl you would have sex with but would not tell your friends about One of them Fine but her friends are thunda heads
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| 6. | scadoosh bag | ||
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a boy who decides its a good idea to tell you he will call you back and never does.
gingers. people who enjoy ruining your day, week, month, year, life. dude he said he'd call.
what a freaking scadoosh bag! why does that scadoosh bag keep looking this way. they just have to be scadoosh bags all the time don't they. |
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| 7. | Lacrosse | ||
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What is probably the gayest sport to have ever been created. It involves a lot of men hitting chasing after a ball (gay) and hitting each other with the heads of their shafts (gay). Requires very little thinking. Most people who play it are complete faggots. Lacrosse player: "Baseball is so gay. It's just a guy throwing a ball to another guy."
Baseball player: "Really? You sure about that? I'm pretty sure baseball requires 10x more thinking than lacrosse does. All you do in lacrosse is hit people and shoot balls. In baseball, you do a lot more. And also, most people who play baseball are chill and have great sty, unlike those faggy lacrosse players." |
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