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1. A team sport which consists in throwing a ball at one's opponents and avoiding being hit.

2. The only thing George W. Bush seems not to suck at.

1. Normal kid: Hey wussy! I can't wait to beat the hell out of you at dodgeball today!
Nerdy kid: Well I'll get my revenge when I'm your boss in 15 years!
Normal kid: Then I'd better finish you off.

2. "See how I dodged that shoe? Now everyone knows how I graduated from elementary school." -- Famous douchebag
by Yet another random guy December 16, 2008
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1. A game played most often in middle-school gym class. Usually fun, although often ends up to the social exclusion of nerds, dorks, etc. Can also be very painful to play. Essentially, people throw foam or rubber balls at the people on the other team. If you're hit, you're out,if you catch it, the thrower is out. Usually enjoyed by jocks and athletic people. Un-athletic people, such as myself, always leave the dodge ball field to a stream of boos and "You suck for being a wimp!"s. It's still damn fun, though. Is currently being banned from many schools.

2. The balls used in said game.
1.

Nerd: *Throws ball*
Jock: *catches ball easily* YOU SUCK, WIMP!
Nerd: *leaves field*
Nerd's team: YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME! LOSER!

2.

I got a concussion because I was hit with a dodgeball thrown at the speed of light by that jock over there.
by NESDude January 05, 2010
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A game involving two teams, generally made up of school children in a gym class, and a variety of various sized rubber balls. The object of the game is to ostracize the fat, the slow, and the pussies from the rest of the group by pummelling them with the balls, making them cry, lose their glasses, and have to sit 'out' for the rest of the game. It was unfortunately banned from most schools in the late nineties due to the rise of the fat, the slow, and the pussies to positions of high educational authority positions.
Jimmy: Remember the good old days when we played dodgeball in gym instead of learning underwater basket-weaving?
Johnny: Yeah, like when I hit Fat Fritz in the face and broke his nose to get him out? Good times, man. Good times.
by child of the 80s June 08, 2004
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A very fun game that is being outlawed ONLY IN AMERICA (thus creating one of the many reasons why Canada is better :D), because a bunch of liberal Americans want to have the USA's kids playing more football. It involves people set up into two teams, each getting a bunch of balls and throwing the balls at whoever is on their enemy team. If a person is hit at or below their groin, they are out(meaning they stop playing unless you are playing Revenge dodgeball, where players that are knocked out have a chance to get back in). However, most people (regardless of how accurate they are) have a difficult time accomplishing this, because anybody who's not a dumbass will do one of the following:

A. Keep an extra ball handy for blocking other balls, unless you are playing Time Catch dodgeball(where you can only hold a ball you catch for 3 seconds max or you are out).
B. Grab the ball(most common).
C. Pull off an uber-cool Matrix-style dodge and leave your opponent in tears.

The game of dodgeball has been modified into many different kinds of play, making it an extremely fun and versatile game. Also, it's ridiculously easy to set up and play.
1. Let's play dodgeball!
by Jerry Cheesecake January 05, 2004
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A female of any age range who is so desperate for attention or affection,they will sleep with any guy they can get.
Explanation:Pertaining specifically to a loose woman's vagina,which she metaphorically throws at any man,hoping to 'nail' one or as many as possible,like a game of dodgeball.
Club guy 1:Hey man,check out Shannon,grinding on ANOTHER random guy.
Club guy 2:Man,she is such a dodgeball.
Club guy 1:I know....if she tries throwing my way,I just duck outta the way.
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THE BEST GODDAM GAME EVER FUCKIN CREATED
Proves who's cool and who's a bitch
And tuffins even the biggest of pussies
But now the schools are outlawing the game
Now fags are more frequently
Could thier be a connection?
Me: LETS PLAY SOME DODGEBALL MOTHERFUCKER
Gay kid: No I Don't like that game and it's ---------not allowed anyway
Me:THATS IT YOUR ON THE OTHER TEAM BITCH
IM GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!!!!!!!
by CRUNK YOU BITCHES December 02, 2004
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A game that requires skill to play. Banned from school by a bunch of Bible-hugging pansies.
I'm playing dodgeball.
by Kill Debbie Sweeney October 16, 2003
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