Scary. Very scary. Smiles, stabs you with needles, tells you everything is fine but it's really not...
Random Person 1: Where are you going?

Random Person 2: To the Doctor's office.

random Person 1: AHHHHHH!*faints*
by BeWareOfMe March 30, 2013
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What your dad yells at you to be if you're Asian
"My dad yelled at me to be a doctor"
by Knee-Lover August 12, 2018
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Doctor ….

This comment in written as a post ..

I am not a doctor

Which was a joke as the context was about spending all day laying in the sun .. no sun cream … I find it medicinal and healing like nothing else …

This contradicts all doctors and scientists ..

Hence the opening statement..

If someone takes this from and mentions this and me by name … taken out of context … seriously .. and alluding to something I knew about? Wtf

This is my only ever account ud knows this along with its shady moderators

End of …

Don’t make shit up saying I have multiple accounts and it’s clear there are many people claiming to be the same person ..

This site is a parody of the world itself ..

The people here are the same ones that say I am an issue in the physical world but chose to walk and stand outside my house all day … every day ….

Their choices …

If you mention make sure your facts are correct at least before entering a debate …

Seriously ..

….
Doctor .. ing facts to suit the ongoing agenda

Nice …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 26, 2023
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an arrogant person who all they want is money and refuses to acknowledge anyone who makes sense
they are also very rude, smart asses, and do not approve of creative ideas in any way shape or form
a doctor once gave my brother poison
by nonekopopo October 3, 2020
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Someone in porn movie who examines women's breasts for no reason.
"Doctor I have a headache"
"Oh, take off your bra let's see what's the matter."
by Thisislifesmeaning November 5, 2019
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licensed drug dealer
Why get in trouble with cops and criminals when you can get your fix legally from a doctor?
by wazzlewz1 March 12, 2010
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A “man” that kills your ills with pills then kills YOU with bills
“Is anyone a doctor?”
“I am!”
Ha, nerd
by Dogcrap09 February 5, 2020
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