dobititis

n. an illness of missing dobidoo

Sorry I can't do anything right now I'm sick. I have dobititis.

dobititis by kiminiquedo April 18, 2011

doritoitis 

When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.

That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.

doritoitis by Tommyy August 22, 2007

Heroin-Bobititis 

A very rare disease, contracted only by punching a mirror and wrapping the wound in a sweaty old T-shirt for up to 5 months.

Featured in SLC Punk!

Heroin-Bobititis by Alixxx May 9, 2005

debtitis 

The inflammatory effect of accumulating too much debt.

Debtitis has destroyed more marriages than infidelity.

debtitis by Cynicool July 12, 2017

Donutitis

Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.

I went to the shops and got donutitis.

Donutitis by Rehamyentruoc December 25, 2018

Davidic Davititis 

A chronic highly allergenic inflammatory condition caused by the return of latently infected nerve cells. Treatment within 48 hours of onset may limit the development of a persistent, severe pain (neuralgia)

Most people will become allergic after a single priming exposure to Davidic Davititis.

Davidic Davititis by JesterOthaPines December 9, 2019