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doritoitis 

When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.
That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.
doritoitis by Tommyy August 22, 2007

Heroin-Bobititis 

A very rare disease, contracted only by punching a mirror and wrapping the wound in a sweaty old T-shirt for up to 5 months.
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Heroin-Bobititis by Alixxx May 9, 2005

debtitis 

The inflammatory effect of accumulating too much debt.
Debtitis has destroyed more marriages than infidelity.
debtitis by Cynicool July 12, 2017
Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.
I went to the shops and got donutitis.
Donutitis by Rehamyentruoc December 25, 2018

Davidic Davititis 

A chronic highly allergenic inflammatory condition caused by the return of latently infected nerve cells. Treatment within 48 hours of onset may limit the development of a persistent, severe pain (neuralgia)
Most people will become allergic after a single priming exposure to Davidic Davititis.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026