dildosicle 

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).

I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.

dildosicle by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017

dildoslurp

Another word for someone who is an asshole.

Brett: "I don't wanna go camping this weekend. Ugh."
Clem: "Yo, B, stop bein' such a dildoslurp. Go getcha gear and let's get dir-tay!"

dildoslurp by Geoff AF April 19, 2010

Dildostrouss

Males who act gay in certain situations, also when people look like they take a dildo up their anus.

Men who say homosexual sayings.

EX. Dude I love you shirt where did you get it from?

Look at that dildostrouss over there.

He is defineitly a dildostrouss.

Dildostrouss.

Dildostrouss by Great BamGeno July 13, 2012

Dildosexual 

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

Dildosexual by dildosexual August 19, 2021

musical dildos 

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.

Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!

musical dildos by Danglemaster March 19, 2014

Dildoscular 

Relating to or similar to a dildo

You may say something like this to a friend or person you know “Mathias you are so dildoscular” or you may say “that is so dildoscular”

Dildoscular by Mathiasisdildoscular December 23, 2018

Dildoscillation

dil-dos-cil-la-tion!
Pronounced: Dil -dos-uh-ley-shuh n
--verb
1. the act or instance of oscillating a dildo
2. vacillation between differing beliefs, opinions, conditions, etc. in order to please an audience or individual:

1. She reached yet higher speeds of dildoscillation!
2. "it gets annoying when John dildoscillates just to make that bitch like him!"

Dildoscillation by it's Eric the Red October 20, 2007