3 definitions by dildosexual

Dildosexual

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

by dildosexual August 19, 2021

colombian horse

Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.

I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.

by dildosexual April 15, 2023

Croner

Old man Cock.

Pee wee Herman got caught stroking his croner in an adult theater.

by dildosexual September 8, 2023