1. The act of screwing someone out of something that is rightfully owed to them

2. Sexual assault with the intent to rape committed by a heavily intoxicated person.
1. Dude! I paid for that drink, and you owe me! Don't DJ me!

2. Damn son, Mike got plastered last weekend and DJ-ed Susan! He was arrested and is now serving a 5 year sentence in San Quentin.
by Irish Spring April 27, 2008
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The most amazing guy in the world and best boyfriend you'll ever have. He kisses you on the forehead and whispers how much he loves you under new york lights. Just being with him is amazing, waking up next to him is downright bonerific. Once you realize how perfect he is you'll never want to let him go.

He loves music, cars, snowboarding and pigs. He's weird and ridiculous, theres never a boring second with him. Just being in his arms can make your whole day 10 times better. he has the sweetest smile and always does everything right. I love him with all my heart and you should too :)
Dj is the love of my life, i dont know what i would do without him
by itsjustme27 December 24, 2010
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1) (v) to be kicked in the balls
2) (n) disk-jockey
Dude! she DJed him bad, i don't think he'll ever have kids

That stupid DJ is getting on my nerves! He should play better songs
by derlandtag November 5, 2006
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1.A talentless idiot who throws vinyl around a club hooting at women. They are also vodka bottle draining nobheads.
2.A person with their own show on radio(the good type)
DJ"put ur hands in the air like u just don't care."

Guy"how about get a job u stupid nob."

2. Zane Lowe is good
by klaxons125yo June 3, 2006
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A very fat and ugly piece of shit. Who has very yakky eyebugs.

One can not even comprehend how fat this person is. This person has the mass of universe tenfold.

This person can bend its back to lick its own ass.

This is the sexual partner of another big, fat, but sexy mf with the largests milk makers you have ever seen.

This person is the one who contracted the black plague and spread it all over europe.

This person single-handedly made the worst epidemic outbreak in human history.

Even Death, itself, fears what this person will do next.

This person is safely contained in a facility where there in no possible escape.

Thia person does not know what human decency is.
Johannes: "Who is that fat bitch?"

Jerrich: "That is DJ."

Johannes: "Yacks, Germss. Ewwwwwww."
by Tocilog June 17, 2019
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In Biking terms simply, DIRT JUMP, to jump from one mound of dirt to another,usually involing alot of crashing.usually preferred by people who dont want to spend money on a full suspenion bike.djing is performed on a HT(hardtail) usually.
Skater: gay mountain biker get out of the skatepark and go hit some dj's.
by MitchB March 1, 2006
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