It only has one meaning, that being you can spend 15 years together and then one day your wife cannot cope with the fact that the bread winner is having a few money problems. So her idea princessis DIVORCE and well i didnt have the money for a laywer, so she does not have money problems now she got 15 years of my hard work one million dollars and my son. I ended up broke and with a broken heart and not a friend to talk too.
This is were your wife lives the life of a princess, does nothing but enjoy what her loving husband has provided for her.
by once happy brax June 22, 2004
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Divorce is the legal separation of two married people. It can be a peaceful agreement, or an angry affair. The effects of divorce are different for everyone, and it is certainly a life altering event.
My mom and dad decided to get a divorce because they can't get along anymore; I'm very sad.
by Naban August 14, 2007
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When your bitch wife wants to leave you to fuck some crackhead asshole behind McDonald's
You:Bruh my wife filed for divorce and left me for some crackhead asshole she fucks behind McDonald's
Bruh: Bruh dat's cray
by MyWifeLeftMeAndTookMyKids October 4, 2019
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YES!!! I DID IT! I AM THE GREATEST!! BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY!!
Iam "Hey, you hear about the Divorce?"

Hym "DID YOU DOUBT MY POWER!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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One of the worst things parents can do to devastate their child.
Divorce sucks ugh!
by Bunnies! July 30, 2011
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Just a 7 letter word for hell. Rips out hearts. Hurts more kids than adults. Causes more pain and hurt than imaginable. Also causes kids to flip out and get severely depressed.
I always knew my fucking parents would get divorced. I don't want to live w/ either of them. I hate them both so much. They suck ass.

Fuck getting divorced. I'm never getting married after all that my parents put me through w/ their divorce.
by Jersey Girl February 22, 2004
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the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet
guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...
by The Gibber May 27, 2007
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