Divorce is the legal separation of two married people. It can be a peaceful agreement, or an angry affair. The effects of divorce are different for everyone, and it is certainly a life altering event.
by Naban August 14, 2007
You:Bruh my wife filed for divorce and left me for some crackhead asshole she fucks behind McDonald's
Bruh: Bruh dat's cray
Bruh: Bruh dat's cray
by MyWifeLeftMeAndTookMyKids October 4, 2019
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
by Bunnies! July 30, 2011
Just a 7 letter word for hell. Rips out hearts. Hurts more kids than adults. Causes more pain and hurt than imaginable. Also causes kids to flip out and get severely depressed.
I always knew my fucking parents would get divorced. I don't want to live w/ either of them. I hate them both so much. They suck ass.
Fuck getting divorced. I'm never getting married after all that my parents put me through w/ their divorce.
Fuck getting divorced. I'm never getting married after all that my parents put me through w/ their divorce.
by Jersey Girl February 22, 2004
the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet
guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...
guy 2: bummer...
by The Gibber May 27, 2007
1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.
Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."
Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."
Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."
Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
by NYC February 6, 2006