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Someone who gets a tattoo but doesn't know where! Possibly balding, tanned and knocking on a bit! :)
Oh hey! I'm getting a Tattoo.
Where you getting it done?
On my arm.
I meant the studio you Div!
by MrCoolio July 02, 2013
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Derived from "individual needs child", a cruel schoolyard insult. Not at all politically correct.

Someone who's "not quite normal", an idiot, spaz, etc.
You're such a div, you can't find your arse with either hand.
by Anon2 July 11, 2006
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Meaning to act like one has special needs.
Shelley: Katies being a div again sigh
by lolatmerly December 20, 2009
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foul-mouthed, little liar
Man, don't listen to what she has to say, she's all divs.
by Da Chief November 20, 2005
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The nickname for a five star (or three star) chef, A voracioous blogger and constant and loyal companion. Known for thoughtful birthday presents, pigtails, lavish generosity and teflon frying pans.
If you know a Div, your life will be ENRICHED.
Div made me a lobster souffle on saturday, The Ritz pales in comparison to his/her food.
by ILoveNom October 25, 2011
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A dozy person, who's perhaps a bit stupid, or just vacant.
Marni: *kisses teeth* Don't like English, bruv. Miss is such a div I don't learn nothing in her lessons, so I go to Sir's English class. He is well a div; just lets me sit in the corner doing nothing
by Whoremonger April 14, 2008
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Div is a scouse word for idiot. It is short for divvy which in turn is a corruption of Deva. The Deva Hospital was a well known mental hospital (since renamed the West Cheshire Hospital) on the outskirts of Chester. Chester was founded by the Romans who named it Deva. Go on - you're impressed, aren't you!
You must be a right div to waste yer time writing out definitions that nobody gives a toss about.
by Oscar Plankton III October 22, 2004
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