makes a better house pet than a human, spoiled, one man moshpit. has is more brains critters than most ppl have brain cells. and will one day become god
hey look its div
by div February 06, 2004
Someone who gets a tattoo but doesn't know where! Possibly balding, tanned and knocking on a bit! :)
Oh hey! I'm getting a Tattoo.
Where you getting it done?
On my arm.
I meant the studio you Div!
by MrCoolio July 02, 2013
A dozy person, who's perhaps a bit stupid, or just vacant.
Marni: *kisses teeth* Don't like English, bruv. Miss is such a div I don't learn nothing in her lessons, so I go to Sir's English class. He is well a div; just lets me sit in the corner doing nothing
by Whoremonger April 14, 2008
Div is a scouse word for idiot. It is short for divvy which in turn is a corruption of Deva. The Deva Hospital was a well known mental hospital (since renamed the West Cheshire Hospital) on the outskirts of Chester. Chester was founded by the Romans who named it Deva. Go on - you're impressed, aren't you!
You must be a right div to waste yer time writing out definitions that nobody gives a toss about.
by Oscar Plankton III October 22, 2004

Short for Diva. Invented by Bailey Palmer of Tennessee in 2008, her sophomore year of high school. She has texts to prove biaaatches!!!
Did you see Lacey in that stretch hummer with her gelly sandals, popcorn shirt, and her lisa frank binder? What a div.
by marysarah April 15, 2014
foul-mouthed, little liar
Man, don't listen to what she has to say, she's all divs.
by Da Chief November 20, 2005
Bastardization of "Divine". Something which is good or beautiful.
- These chips taste divs.

- She looked divs in that new dress.
by mrtotes February 04, 2014
The nickname for a five star (or three star) chef, A voracioous blogger and constant and loyal companion. Known for thoughtful birthday presents, pigtails, lavish generosity and teflon frying pans.
If you know a Div, your life will be ENRICHED.
Div made me a lobster souffle on saturday, The Ritz pales in comparison to his/her food.
by ILoveNom October 25, 2011

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