distended tube sock 

a gaped, ragged out anus; a loose asshole

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.

distended tube sock by w0nderb0ydp74 February 8, 2010

Dirten 

To poop in the woods

Omg Rebecca I really need to take a dirten

Dirten by 12345sarah89 October 30, 2019

ditten galactic 

a kitten belived to come from outer space, usually all black, very cute and smarter than the average cat

time to change ditten galactic's litter box!

ditten galactic by StellaG March 25, 2008

distention 

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.

I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.

distention by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020

Gianna Distenca 

The young 14 year old blonde who played Stacy in Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne.
The poor girl is constantly being perved on by older men and has removed herself from the acting world.
I don't blame her. You 20 y/o men need to go find women your own age.
Pedophiles.

Pervy 20 y/o: Damn, who is that hot blonde that plays Stacy? Rather do her than her mom!
Me: Chill dude.That's Gianna Distenca but no need to get sprung because she's only 14 in this video. Pedophile. Throw yourself in the slammer.

Gianna Distenca by DontLikePedoBears October 31, 2011

dutention

A twitter user by the name of @dutention is a stan dedicated to Melanie Martinez. He also hates the song "Gingerbread man" which means he is tasteless.

"What?? you hate that song? ur such a dutention"

"You made a hit tweet? dutention tease"

dutention by afterschool33 May 28, 2020

Dittenhoffer 

A man with a choad/ cheesewheel shaped dick

(Jake Dittenhoffer)

Dittenhoffer by choadmeister1156 December 6, 2010