ditchva
a diva bitch; one who is picky, and has high standards, and will be a total bitch to get what he/she wants.
ditchva by Faye Allister January 8, 2008
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ditchman
A wingman who provides you an excuse to ditch a date, usually by calling or texting at a prearranged time. The recipient of the call or text can choose whether to use the ditchman as an excuse or not, depending on how the date is going.
Did you hear about that asshole in Austin who's suing a girl for texting in a movie he took her to? I guarantee that was her ditchman texting because he was a creep.
ditchman by AdmiralPercy May 19, 2017
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dull as ditchwater
very boring, or miserable.
old english phrase dating back to the 1700s, which plays on the double meaning of dull (boring/opaque).
modern english and american english also uses the phrase "dull as dishwater", probably evolved through mispronounciation and familiarity with the latter.
old english phrase dating back to the 1700s, which plays on the double meaning of dull (boring/opaque).
modern english and american english also uses the phrase "dull as dishwater", probably evolved through mispronounciation and familiarity with the latter.
"andy has a new girlfriend but i can't understand why, she is as dull as ditchwater"
"wear the purple one, that black dress is dull as ditchwater"
"wear the purple one, that black dress is dull as ditchwater"
dull as ditchwater by miss moo April 6, 2006
ditchbag
ditchbag by andthebrakesfailed October 20, 2009
Ditchappear
guy 1- "oh great, another sausagefest. i'm about to Ditchappear."
guy 2-"dude, it's grampa's birthday."
guy 1-"peace."
guy 2-"dude, it's grampa's birthday."
guy 1-"peace."
Ditchappear by timpacalypse602 April 27, 2010
Ditchwater Surprise
A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
Ditchwater Surprise by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
ditchuation
ditchuation by VeegeeC March 18, 2010
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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