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1.
One who skips out on an appointment of some sort, be it school, work, a date, or other.
Guy: Where were you last night?
Girl: Oh um, I had to do laundry.
Guy: But you didn't call me or NOTHIN!
Girl: Yeah um...
Guy: You're nothin but a lowdown dirty ditchpuller.
by KiloWatts May 12, 2006