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6 definitions by KiloWatts

 
1.
Shorthand for "For Crying Out Loud". Used in internet chats when n00bs just won't shut the hell up, or when someone says something completely unbelievable.
n00b : I just shat on my foot.
chatuser : fcol.

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n00b : Hey everybody, I just ate a live flounder!
chatuser : fcol.
by KiloWatts October 19, 2004
 
2.
"Hello And Welcome To A Long Time Ago"

Invented by Ash, from Dallas.
guy #1: Dude! Check out this dancing baby! It's amazing what they can do with computers these days!

guy #2: HAWTALTA, n00b
by KiloWatts January 27, 2005
 
3.
A reserved, yet mildly excited exclamation of cheer, agreement, anticipation, or celebration.
Jesus: "You're going to heaven, foo!"
You: "yayzors!"
by KiloWatts February 20, 2004
 
4.
A reserved, yet mildly excited exclamation of cheer, agreement, anticipation, or celebration.
Jesus: "You're going to heaven, foo!"
You: "yayzors!"
by KiloWatts February 20, 2004
 
5.
One who skips out on an appointment of some sort, be it school, work, a date, or other.
Guy: Where were you last night?
Girl: Oh um, I had to do laundry.
Guy: But you didn't call me or NOTHIN!
Girl: Yeah um...
Guy: You're nothin but a lowdown dirty ditchpuller.
by KiloWatts May 12, 2006
 
6.
Everything. Cuddlepants is everything.
"Cuddlepants! cuddlepants, cuddlepants!"
by KiloWatts September 29, 2004