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Mitch it and ditch it 

when having anal sex with a girl, her head bangs against the wall. you then ask her to leave with bruises on her dome.
Her head was hurting so I told her to leave, I pulled the old Mitch it and ditch it

dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster 

George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster

Dutch It Up 

When your friend hands you the bong even though it's pretty much kicked to the point most wouldn't even bother to hit it, but your mama taught you not to be wasteful so you torch that mother fucker until the ash is white as snow.

Comes from the stereotype that the Dutch are thrifty.
"This is beat."
"I'll be the judge of that."
"Alright, dutch it up, man."
Dutch It Up by kell_drogo March 3, 2018

dutch doging it 

when a unfit male and female decide to have doggystyle and get tired so they resort to doing a dutch oven and the male effectively ejacluates as a result of this
dude i got to hit the gym i was dutch doging it last night
dutch doging it by tabwasere September 18, 2012

Itch in the Ditch 

(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity

Itch In My Ditch 

An itch in the crotch or vaginal area of a female...
I need to get some ointment I have an itch in my ditch...
Itch In My Ditch by slamhounder August 5, 2010