distute 

really really high

"Dude, that was some good weed, cause i'm really distute man!"

distute by Dakota Snaz June 10, 2009

La Dispute 

Most likely one of the best bands I have ever heard. Their lyrics actually mean something unlike most bands, they don't just mindlessly sing about love like retards, they sing and play it like people all around the music scene would see it. Not only do they write about "love", but endings of marriges, depression, etc. And the vocals are raw and you can hear how much Jordan means what he is singing, or yelling/screaming at that matter. In my opinion the best song is The Last Lost Continent, it's absaloutley amazing.
GET SOME.

kid 1: oh man I love this song New Storms for Older Lovers by La Dispute!

kid 2: Let me hear. HOLY SHIT, he fucking means it!

kid 1: hell yeah!

La Dispute by Louhah June 22, 2010

filing a dispute 

the act of nutting, ejaculating, or cumming.

AJ was filing a dispute even though it's no-nut November.

filing a dispute by yungdairy November 22, 2018

Dispute 

To engage in an argument; debate about something; argue against; etc.

Back in 1517, Protestants against the Roman Catholic Church gave religious disputes about why the Roman Catholic Church shouldn't focus on the wealth and eloborate decorations in the Church but instead, based on the word God from the bible.

Or:

My brother and I had a dispute about who should have the last cookie in the jar first.

Dispute by Yellow Sushi January 18, 2010

Douche Dispute 

When someone disputes a purchase or service for some stupid reason.

That guy had a real douche dispute. He called in to demand free pizza because there were only 30 pieces of pepperoni on his pizza.

“I want to have all my money back from this flight, it was delayed by 45 minutes.”
“Ma’am, we were in the middle of a blizzard, you’re lucky your flight was even able to leave. If you want to continue with this douche dispute, I will be forced to disconnect this call.”

Douche Dispute by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Dispute 

Something a noob clan does, after they get pwnt in league matches.

=A= owned us...better Dispute

Dispute by De+oX February 23, 2004

Disture 

To speak with/about someone with hilarious contempt. Ribbing or paying someone out with agenda or disregard.

She spoke to him with such disture that he became increasingly ashamed.

Disture by prayingardvark October 27, 2010