Dissing

Term used by older, ass-hat salesmen in an attempt to seem younger and/or cooler than they really are. It should be noted that it rarely, if ever, works.

Salesguy: "I was dissing my buddy big-time for that whack sale he made."

Same Salesguy: "Did I use that properly? How did it sound?"

by Pudie February 20, 2010

diss

a diss is when someone rejects you.a diss is also when you are interested in someone but he/she is not interested in you.

i was interested in a girl in my classroom but she was not interested in me.she dissed me.

by omar afifi August 8, 2006

diss

hate

Is it more difficult to diss than to nondiss?

by thb digiloonbookler May 26, 2021

diss

to be complety owned verbaly, a dramatic sentence used to put down others, a humorous comment at which a person is a laughed a because of, a reminder that the person who is being dissed sucks at life, a verbal destruction of ones self esteem

Dave Chapelle dissed a girl by saying " nice shoes!!! dahaha" Seth felt dissed when someone told him his fly was open but seth quickly laughed about it and made a comback back sayiing "thats wut she said"

by reed north September 28, 2006

Diss

a way to make fun of some one who's pissing you the fuck off!

boy: NANANANANANANAANANAN LOOO LOO LAA LAA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !

girl: shutthefuckup or ill diss you man.

boy: NONONONONONNONONON NANAANANANANA LALALAAAA !

girl: YOUR SO DUMB YOU SAT ON THE COUCH AND WATCHED YOUR TV MUTTHAAFUCCKKAA NOW STFU !

boy: ... :|

by none.of.your.BEESWAX August 9, 2009

diss

A diss is when a girl rejects you.A diss is also when you are interested in a girl but she is not interested in you.

To set an example Lamia dissed me because she already had a boyfriend:Well not really.She had more like a rapist who forced her to have sex with him.He used to beat her up very badly.she had a wound on her lips.And someday she puked/vommitted on the floor in the classroom.His name was Bilal:Fuckin` rapist.

by Omar Afifi July 25, 2006

diss

diss stands for disrespect, meaning you must have the respect and then abuse it. respect is not nessesarily there in the first place therefore many people do not realize they cannot be dissed upon first meeting someone

...well if you want an example of sentences look at the other definitions

by Emcee Sinnr March 26, 2005