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PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) 

To those who thought there couldn't be worse than that couple slobbering noisily all over each other centimetres from your own face at rush hour on the tube (Public Displays of Affection) - think again.

There's always Pathetic Displays of Affection. These usually occur when one or both parties is irretrievably inebriated. Sometimes followed by convenient memory loss the morning after the night before and/or heavy regret and shame felt by one or both parties.

Almost without fail intoxication-related, Pathetic Displays of Affection can be physical or virtual - in which case, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, they can take the various but inevitably excruciating forms of drunken dialling, texting or even, more permanently so, emailing and instant messaging.
Pedro, spare us all the PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) and the ensuing wingeing phone call to me about how mortified you are. There is no world in which it's a good idea to tell this Madeleine girl you just met at the bar that you want to marry her and impregnate her shortly afterwards. Even if she IS a hot blonde blue-eyed Swede.
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public displays of affection

Romantic body language and/or
passionate physical interaction between lovers in full public view. When over-used or too graphic, can be indicative of an insecure couple in an unstable relationship. PDA exhibitionism is used by many couples to prove their love to onlookers, and to elicit envy.
"Look at those two douchebags and their tacky public displays of affection, playing tonsil hockey over there like a couple of ferrets in heat. Get a room!

Public Displays of Perfection 

plural noun: Also known as PDP, Public Displays of Perfection can ecompass a variety of acts put on by people to show others how superior they are to those around them. PDP range from "My Child Is An Honor Student At Kiss-My-Ass-You-Know-I'm-Better-Than-You PreSchool" bumper stickers placed on outlandishly-expensive, over-sized gas-guzzling SUVs, to trophy wives with ridiculously giant breast implants, not-of-this-world-colored blond hair, thousand-dollar extensions, spray tans, and stick-figure-thin arms dripping with jewelry, the value of which equals the gross national product of some nations, strapped to the sides of men who they never would look twice at except for the fact that they own three homes, a yacht, and several race horses.

Public Displays of Perfection can also be as simple as a woman primping herself in her rearview mirror, tossing her hair around, and purposefully holding up traffic so everyone around her can take in how absolutely gorgeous both she, her vehicle, and her yappy little lap dog are.

Men are known to succumb to PDP even without trophy wives. This usually happens in places such as gyms or other venues where groups of men gather and find themselves shamelessly flexing and posing as though they are about to be crowned the next Mr. Universe.

Men seem to use expensive sports cars for their Public Displays of Perfection, not realizing that women could give a fuck what they drive and actually find these PDP quite juvenile.
Did you see that guy with the Corvette and the chick with the boob job? What a couple sad Public Displays of Perfection!

pubic displays of infection 

the same as public displays of infection.

IE to be engaging in "over the top" make out sessions oblivious to the world around them.
pubic displays of infection

pascal: ugh, that obese couple in the McDicks is making out with mayo allover their turkey chins...
Leopold: yea i know, what a sickening pubic display of infection ....

olga: ...fucking nasty...

shameful display

when your men are running from the battlefield. shouted by overzealous samurai retainers.
*bow ashigaru fighting warrior monks*

ashigaru: owp, we're fucked, time to leg it

general's assistant: our men are running from the battlefield! SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? 

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.
Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.

Three Way Display 

The act of Three Males displaying there masculinity to a Female. The Male who impresses the Female the most will earn her respect and she will treat winner to sexual pleasure
OK Mate's lets have a THREE WAY DISPLAY to show this lady what she wants.
Three Way Display by SickStewie December 29, 2011