Dispantia 

(noun) The medical condition, which often afflicts males on television, where one is unable to remember if one is wearing pants. Symptoms of this include, not only the lack of pants, but also to go sans trousers in public and the inability... ...to remember (or sluggishly recall) not wearing pants at a later date.

Sally Sparrow was in for a surprise when she visited her friend, who neglected to inform her that her brother suffers from Dispantia.

Dispantia by Leaviel September 14, 2009

Distextia 

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

Distextia by maurageous October 24, 2007

dyspepsia 

When you need a pepsi real bad.

Hey joe, got a pepsi? I got some dyspepsia goin on.

dyspepsia by chemicall January 11, 2017

Dispersia 

A mass ejection of people from a function or gathering.

It's dispersia time people, you gots to go.

Dispersia by Moffie September 1, 2007

dispexia 

The excuse one makes when performing acts of less than reputable intelligence.

A very good sign of severe dispexia: attempting to spell 'dyslexia' and spelling it 'dispexia'

dispexia by SaraBelle December 20, 2012

Distextia 

The confusion experienced where a text conversation has several simultaneous threads, which overlap, occasionally amusingly.

A - "Are we looking after the dog this Thursday?"
B - "Natch."
B - "How you?"
B - "Have you put the pictures up yet?"
A - "When did you start saying Natch?"
A - "It's horrid"
B - "Could you grab some dog food?"
A - "No"
A - "I mean I haven't put the pictures up yet. I'll get dog food"
A - "Tired. Went to the gym"
B - "Natch"
B - "#Distextia"

Distextia by LonePollux October 23, 2017

Dismentia

When you literally, literally shit your brains out

Niece: I'm really sorry to hear about your uncle's dad. You'd he die from?
Aunt: dismentia... It was a quick death. He didn't suffer.

Dismentia by BobSmithDooDooBrain September 12, 2020