temporally disoriented 

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...

I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.

temporally disoriented by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

disoriented 

Disoriented is the American English version of it's more clunky sounding British English counterpart: disorientated. They both mean to be confused, lost, or to have lost ones bearings or sense of direction.

After being hit on the head, Thomas was disoriented for quite some time.

disoriented by Sumoboo January 17, 2015

disorientled 

a confused or stupid person of asian decent

the chinese food delivery guy seemed real disorientled

disorientled by john amenta April 13, 2004

Disorienterror 

The split second of sheer terror experienced upon waking up in a foreign location and or circumstance. Disorienterror is usually experienced following excess alcohol consumption and is heightened by awakening next to an unknown person(s) and or animal(s).

Bob awoke and screamed fearfully "where the fuck am I?!" as he was overcome with disorienterror.

Disorienterror overwhelmed Wendy as she woke up between a large man and a donkey.

Disorienterror by Paul = PK March 29, 2008

Dishrekted

When someone is being a Shrek and distracts you.

Guy 1: Are you doing any work?
Guy 2: Stop Dishrekting me dude, now I'm Dishrekted.

Dishrekted by luki319 December 3, 2014

mentally disorted 

A way of saying someone is fucking retarded

Hi you are mentally disorted

mentally disorted by ImGayAndRetard696969696969 April 28, 2020

lost and disoriented 

To have sex with a girl on the beach, and cum in her face aiming mostly for her eyes. You then throw some sand in her face and push her over. Leaving her "Lost and Disoriented"

"Man, I gave Lucy the Lost and Disoriented on the weekend"

lost and disoriented by stuck-fly May 4, 2005