Disney Channel Flow

Named after the line in the infamous Jake Paul song, "It's Everyday Bro". A song artist taps into this when they produce low quality music and trying too hard to pander to youngers.

That bratty pop singer really has that Disney Channel Flow.

Disney Channel Flow by Alakazoo42 June 26, 2017

disney channel moment 

When multiple people break out into choreographed song and dance. Usually takes place within regular daily activities, and can include (but is not limited to) such atrocities as:
*Jazz Hands
*The word "Yeah!" said in a refreshing tone of voice
*Two rival OR in love characters circling eachother face to face
*Highlights
*Simple lyrics and mediocre dancing

Usually Disney Channel Moments are limited to shows such as Hannah Montana, however they do oftenly transition into big-name movies, and crappy strait to DVD TV movies.

I just watched Highschool Musical 6, and I was smothered by a billion wonderful Disney Channel Moments. The movie still sucked, though.

disney channel moment by Dr. Jarnigan K. Barnwell October 10, 2007

disney Channel

A channel that always has shows with lame, repetetive plots, and will make a show or a movie every time they think of an amusing pun or any random theme (i.e. a kid who plays baseball and cooks.) Although the target audience is 9 year old girls and fruity boys of their early teens/preteens, they will not heisitate to make movies like "High School Musical" (by the way, if they wanted to make a realistic high school movie, it wouldn't be on Disney Channel, it would be on comedy central at 10:00 at night.) Every frikin month they make a new movie and use the same actors (or better yet actresses) over and over and end up turning them into crappy, anerexic pop performers with no skill who end up lasting for little over a year.
Unfortunately you can tell it will be around for a LONG time since their so rich they dont even need to show commercials that dont advertise their own things

Disney Channel writer: ever notice how if you spell "suite" it sounds like "sweet"
Other Disney Channel writer: OMFG!!!! LETS MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT!!!

I wouldn't care about Disney Channel, if it werent for my little sisters watching it all the fucking time

disney Channel by Smart, Sane, Super great April 18, 2006

Disney Channel

A channel that you can't get rid of.

Disney channel is on my basic cable package and all it shows Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. I'd might as well disconnect my cable *disconnects cables*...OMG, Hannah Montana is on So You Think You Can Dance!!!

Disney Channel by kyle 230 August 9, 2009

Disney Channel

A vaccuum, Consummer of child actors and actresses that may or may not have had a future; Creater of shows that are less and less interesting.

Did you like that new Disney Channel show yesterday?

Nope.

Disney Channel by Amigroism March 5, 2010

Disney Channel Whore 

Ex-starlets of Diseny Channel who can't have their minimal talent squizzed out of them anymore. Therefore, D.C. fires them, while the star spirals downward into whoredom, alcohol and drug abuse, and general eoic failness.

Lindsey Lohan

Hilary Duff

Many More

All are Disney Channel Whores.
Soon to include Miley Cyrus

Disney Channel Whore by WhoresandSluts January 16, 2009

Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.

Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.

Disney Channel by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009