A person who disregards substantial evidence to preserve their biased opinion.
"Why don't they listen to the evidence?"
"They're just being dismissive cunts."
by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016
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an alternative to saying "Shutdown!" when someone is badly insulted
Kid #1: Ur Momma!
Kid #2: (crying)
Kid #3: Ha Ha! That was a dis and dismissed!
by diskid June 13, 2004
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what it sounds like
"man alice just dumped my ass." "for the 10th time! ohh, dissed and disMISSED!"
by lauren September 1, 2003
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when someone kisses or has sexual intercourse with someone and dismiss them. This means they have fucked and passed. The person probably doesn't want anything to do with the other person
related words: played
so did you guys ever date? nope I just "kissed and dismissed" so I don't really care for her as much anymore.
by Ghetto_Genius March 13, 2015
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the subtle art of making a partial fist then moving it up and down as if maturbating and saying "haha" sarcastically.
(At a funeral)
"Yes, she was a good person." (dismissive wanking)
by lickmybuttyo May 10, 2011
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When the teacher says "you're dismissed", what he/she is actually saying is "clean up and fuck off"
Teacher: You're dismissed.
Me: just because you are an adult does not mean you have to say that to 20+ kids, you fucking nasty dipshit
by Xx_n00bSl4yer73_xX January 18, 2019
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1) Used to let someone know that they are unwanted or need to leave the current situation
2) Used to deflate the conceitedness of an individual who might be feeling themselves
3) Used when someone, a friend or otherwise, does something that is just unacceptable
Guy 1: Hey bro you know the only thing that matters in life is eating ass

Guy 2: Cancel that, and dismiss yourself

Girl: Pssh, I'm too fine for all of you!
Guy: If you don't getcho ass on! Please dismiss yourself.

Guy 1: Is it bad that I like to play with myself in public
Guy 2: *Russell Westbrook face* bro wtf! Dismiss yourself
by Urban Pathfinder October 27, 2015
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