dislexicon 

A dictionary of misused Language.

The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.

dislexicon by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Directional Dislexia 

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

Directional Dislexia by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

dislexic shocker 

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

dislexic shocker by pef June 11, 2006

dislexic 

The way people with dyslexia spell "dyslexic"

"I kant spel im dislexic"

dislexic by GarnetOakley January 8, 2008

dislexia 

Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.

Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..

dislexia by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.

Dislexic Bible by Gene Sins January 14, 2007