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Helm of Disintegration 

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).
Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."

disintegration 

Masterpiece release of new wave/goth rock band The Cure. Also a song on said album.

One of the very best albums of all time.
If all else fails, Disintegration can calm me and ease my insomnia.
disintegration by a fire inside January 19, 2005

disintegration 

best album EVEH!

disintegration 

1. Decay
2. When the nucleus of an atom transform into a less massive substance because of radiation or discharging particles
3. Disorganization of mental process
4. The Cure's album
Guy #1: "I think I'm disintegrating"
Guy #2: "You listen to Disitegration too much"
Guy #1: "Shut up"

disintegrate 

The thing that Peter Parker and all the other avengers did in Infinity War.
Mr. Stark, please. I don’t wanna go.” and then he disintegrated.
disintegrate by penisparker June 2, 2018

disintegration 

The Cure's best album and one of there best tracks, also one the best albums ever made.
The cures best album is disintegration
disintegration by mastin April 10, 2006